Too Lazy to Work, Too Nervous to Steal by BR5-49 (click to listen)
I had heard of BR5-49 but didn't know anything about them. Then I found out the "BR5-49" was the phone number that Junior Sample would give in the used car dealer commercial bits from the Hee Haw show. Now I'm not a Hee Haw viewer (believe it or not) but I love, love, love the idea of naming your band after an obscure reference like that. I love the title of this song. Kind of sums me up.