Friday, November 2, 2007

Relaxed Fit

I'm wearing my new relaxed fit blue jeans today and they're great! Most people don't know it but relaxed fit jeans are constructed to very rigorous mathematical standards. I happen to have obtained the secret mathematical formula for the manufacture of relaxed fit jeans and am going to share it with you. Here it is:

Let A = actual waist size
Let L = waist size listed on the label

The "Relaxed Fit" formula is:

A = L + 3

Sorry if this is a bit technical, but its all very precise so it can't be helped.

1 comment:

AM Kingsfield said...

Dan, I am shocked. Could this be true for women's clothing as well?

I guess you have to be relaxed to quit caring about the accuracy of such numbers.