I'm wearing my new relaxed fit blue jeans today and they're great! Most people don't know it but relaxed fit jeans are constructed to very rigorous mathematical standards. I happen to have obtained the secret mathematical formula for the manufacture of relaxed fit jeans and am going to share it with you. Here it is:
Let A = actual waist size
Let L = waist size listed on the label
The "Relaxed Fit" formula is:
A = L + 3
Sorry if this is a bit technical, but its all very precise so it can't be helped.
1 comment:
Dan, I am shocked. Could this be true for women's clothing as well?
I guess you have to be relaxed to quit caring about the accuracy of such numbers.
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